10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones