10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.