10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"