10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.