10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer