10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.