10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)