10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth