10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim