10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "No river, no fish."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."