10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen