10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters