10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986