10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.