10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"