10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow