10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword