10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks