10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack