10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.