10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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