10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.