10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks