10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..