10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.