10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'