10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.