10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.