10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters