10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You have to piss with the dick you have