10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike