10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?