10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."