10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!