10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen