10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.