10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Liquor up front, poker in the rear