10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph