10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.