10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..