10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak