10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"