10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Welcome to kicker school
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."