10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977