10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.