10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.