10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe