10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave