10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.