10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.